"I often come in super mystery case files dire grove here with my wife and vitamins for pregnant dogs children," says "Uncle" Dean "Alan Alda" Konrad (left). "The atmosphere is quite conducive to browsing and I almost always find what I'm looking for."

Here, Ms. Campbell is pictured completing the perfect transaction as Mr. Konrad examines his new pot. Cash or credit? It doesn't matter when you're in Kitchen Experts, as it all is rung up with a smile.