<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>as we may blog &#187; (That&#8217;s Right, You&#8217;re Not From) Texas</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.asstastic.org/blog/category/texas/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.asstastic.org/blog</link>
	<description></description>
	<lastBuildDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 14:28:39 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Date w/IKEA</title>
		<link>http://www.asstastic.org/blog/2005/date-wikea/</link>
		<comments>http://www.asstastic.org/blog/2005/date-wikea/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2005 04:15:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mattbot</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[(That's Right, You're Not From) Texas]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.asstastic.org/blog/?p=355</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Apologies for the absence. My sister was in town last weekend and as a result I&#8217;ll be in detox for, oh, the rest of my life. Which should be about five years shorter now, thanks Kate. The good news is that I now know Cricket Taylor has stickers and plays Wednesdays at Elbow Room, the [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.asstastic.org/blog/2005/date-wikea/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>SMU, the Coe of the south</title>
		<link>http://www.asstastic.org/blog/2005/smu-the-coe-of-the-south/</link>
		<comments>http://www.asstastic.org/blog/2005/smu-the-coe-of-the-south/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2005 03:09:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mattbot</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[(That's Right, You're Not From) Texas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Iowa]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.asstastic.org/blog/?p=353</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When we decided that we were going to move to Dallas for the summer we got a lot of looks from friends and family, ranging from quizzical to downright concerned. I believe my mother&#8217;s exact reaction was &#34;Daaaallas.&#34; Still not quite sure what that meant. I&#8217;ve been asked numerous times what living here is like. [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.asstastic.org/blog/2005/smu-the-coe-of-the-south/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Storm claims community mosquito tent</title>
		<link>http://www.asstastic.org/blog/2005/storm-claims-community-mosquito-tent/</link>
		<comments>http://www.asstastic.org/blog/2005/storm-claims-community-mosquito-tent/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jul 2005 22:15:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mattbot</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[(That's Right, You're Not From) Texas]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.asstastic.org/blog/?p=351</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A violent thunderstorm claimed a community mosquito tent early Saturday morning. A twisted heap of nylon netting and lightweight metal tubing is all that remians of the once-proud shelter. As of this hour, tenants of the apartment building are defenseless from mosquitos when outside. More importantly, residents say, they have no place for impromtu community [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.asstastic.org/blog/2005/storm-claims-community-mosquito-tent/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Terror at Joe Pool Lake</title>
		<link>http://www.asstastic.org/blog/2005/350/</link>
		<comments>http://www.asstastic.org/blog/2005/350/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2005 17:04:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mattbot</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[(That's Right, You're Not From) Texas]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.asstastic.org/blog/?p=350</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Quite a few experiences to report in the last few weeks. Texas is just as Texas as advertised, big enough to be both a noun and an adjective. Our empty bottles make a satisfying clink as they accumulate in the trash can, we water our flowers with gasoline, and have a car for driving to [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.asstastic.org/blog/2005/350/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Home improved</title>
		<link>http://www.asstastic.org/blog/2005/home-improved/</link>
		<comments>http://www.asstastic.org/blog/2005/home-improved/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2005 04:18:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mattbot</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[(That's Right, You're Not From) Texas]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.asstastic.org/blog/?p=349</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For those of us who took Keyboarding instead of Industrial Tech in 9th grade, constructing a table from scratch at the tender age of 25 is a pretty big deal. Two trips to Home Depot (including one uncomfortably long wait while an employee measured 120 inches one inch at a time because he couldn&#8217;t add [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.asstastic.org/blog/2005/home-improved/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Dallas highlights</title>
		<link>http://www.asstastic.org/blog/2005/dallas-highlights/</link>
		<comments>http://www.asstastic.org/blog/2005/dallas-highlights/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2005 04:21:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mattbot</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[(That's Right, You're Not From) Texas]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.asstastic.org/blog/?p=345</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[First thing I saw upon arrival at DFW: guy in a cowboy hat Second thing: a big ad for STEAK Everyone was super-friendly in a way that not many are in Michigan. I regret not checking out a few grocery store parking lots, but I suspect that these are a people who put shopping carts [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.asstastic.org/blog/2005/dallas-highlights/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Long-distance apartment hunting</title>
		<link>http://www.asstastic.org/blog/2005/long-distance-apartment-hunting/</link>
		<comments>http://www.asstastic.org/blog/2005/long-distance-apartment-hunting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2005 17:49:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mattbot</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[(That's Right, You're Not From) Texas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Boring self-indulgence]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.asstastic.org/blog/?p=344</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I have no idea how I would have searched for an apartment in Dallas without the internet. A lot of phone calls and hunches, I guess. So for better or for worse, here&#8217;s what the internet has to say about the four choices offered to me thus far: Apt. complex #1: 5 reviews, 80% recommended [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.asstastic.org/blog/2005/long-distance-apartment-hunting/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
