The call for content goes out !!
So stuff’s been kinda busy, but I haven’t forgotten. I’m reverting to the old theme temporarily until I can iron out a nasty bug w/some versions of Safari. Until then, the comments are your internet monkeybars.
And if you’re scoring at home, I’ve walked 4,885 steps today, down from 8,265 yesterday.
Another year, another several thousand web surfers arrive accidentally at asstastic.org.
Top 10 search terms for 2004
Term Hits 1. own3d 1976 2. g-unit 1615 3. g unit 1371 4. asstastic 399 5. iowa pictures 271 6. pictures of landfills 191 7. sarcastic quotes 179 8. kerry war record 130 9. lynndie r. england 109 10. suzy kolber 93 Others receiving votes: ann coulter pictures (79), herky on parade (72), kitchen experts (60)
Longest Search Terms of 2004: Why Is No One Willing to Pay for Illegal Pictures of Generals’ Daughters Anymore?
illegal five star general’s daughters naked pictures free
blog inurl archives inurl asstastic post a comment site org
Top Hawkeye Basketball Search Terms, Sponsored by the Ghost of Brig Tubbs
dunk sondy dunk (22)
fire steve alford (5)
i love koch tattoo (4)
sean sonderleiter (4)
dunk sondy (3)
kurt spurgeon (3)
steve alford (3)
sean sonderleiter hawkeye basketball (2)
gerry wright basketball iowa (2)
sonderleiter (1)
SARCASTIC MATTBOT’S SUPER-SARCASTIC SEARCH TERMS 5000
sarcastic quotes (179)
sarcastic names (26)
sarcastic (15)
sarcastic website (14)
sarcastic pictures (9)
sarcastic remarks (8)
sarcastic email response (2)
sarcastic mission statement (2)
sarcastic shit (2)
sarcastic wine (2)
how to be super sarcastic (2)
Especially Poignant Searches
what happened to blogbot
kyle farnsworth with child
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dr. theresa melvin
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mariotti vs harrelson
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Most Maddening Searches, Presented by Contact Frank Broz: A Content Featurette
frank broz (7)
frank broz content (2)
robert broz (2)
frank broz website (2)
2004’s Most Unfortunate Searches, Sponsored by the Guy Who Pisses Himself and Needs Google to Help
pictures of kris humphries
ass torture
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jay mariotti pictures
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Search Term of the Year
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So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
Let me be the first to welcome .Frank’s blog back to life. We expect the comments feature to be back up any minute now. Frank has proven time and again that with a little perseverence and a lot of wit, the haters fade away, but the content endures.
The content endures.
Local webmaster realizes he is in minute fourteen of his fifteen minutes, updates blog…
Content-seekers are flooding the DUNK SONDY DUNK mainframe as we report this evening. Asstastic’s engineers have been working round-the-clock since the deluge began sometime Friday to re-allocate system resources to sate the appetite of netizens ravenous for Sondy-related content.
DUNK SONDY DUNK blew past the 1000 pageviews/day milestone at approximately 1 p.m. this afternoon and stands at 1650 as the time this report was filed. The four day running total is in excess of 2800 visitors. The Content Webring™ has yet to issue an official statement but one is expected in the very near future.
But don’t take our word for it, check out what these satisfied visitors to DUNK SONDY DUNK had to say!
A lot of people write up best-of lists around this time of the year. The motivation for doing these lists has always been a bit puzzling to me, as if taking stock of 2003’s new releases somehow says something about the significance of "2003." "It was an amazing year for new music" gets bandied about a lot but I’m not quite sure what it means. But I enjoy reading the lists if for no other reason than it gives me a chance to pick up a few things I may have missed.
Whether more new music I like came out in 2003 or 2002 is sort of missing the forest for the tress. I think the real point of the year-end list is very similar to the real point (if you can call it that) of any blog: to get an audience to notice you and what you’re up to: your preferences, biases, opinions, etc. Which is fine with me as long as authors recognize that that’s the real point of conferring “Best Of” status on ten albums/movies/turds of their choosing. Otherwise the exercise produces a stale laundry list of items the author thinks his/her audience should know, and that’s not healthy for anyone.
So with the understanding that the exercise is going to completely be about me and the things that meant something to me this year, I’ll put together a list of music and writing that has changed or influenced the way I think or appreciate or smell. It’s not going to be composed of stuff that saw the light of day in 2003, because I live too sheltered a life to have experienced ten new things in one short year, let alone ten new best things. But maybe you’ll get an idea of what I’ve been up to this year, I dunno. Anyway, you’ve been warned. If you do decide to read it, take some Dramamine.
Since I’m such a contenttease, here’re a few possibilities in no particular order:
