Archive for the 'No Child Right Behind' Category

A little bundle of wtf

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 | 10 Comments »

Either Amazon knows something we don’t, or our parents have unorthodox ways of applying pressure.

Screenshot from amazon baby registry email

Or it could be a database error. But what are the odds of that?

We get letters

Thursday, February 3rd, 2005 | 6 Comments »

A local school marm sends the following file in order to have our advice:

Our counselor does a lot of stuff in classrooms, teaching kids about harassment. Recently, she went into 4th and 5th grade rooms and asked them to work in groups and write down some of the harassing things they’ve heard kids say and do. These were some of the more interesting ones. (Yes, it is hard to imagine that ITBS scores actually went up this year.)

Harassing Comments and Actions

Lesbiond
Retarted
Polling hair
Double luzer
A hand jester to rear
Buttmunch

Jester

Slam on the brakes, he’ll fly right by.