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Dramatic pause

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 | 2 Comments »

11:20
mattbot:
cubs in first
you ready for the collapse?
11:47
Mark A.:
i am

Jacque Strap

Holiday weekend 2-for-1

Friday, May 25th, 2007 | 2 Comments »

Print it off and read it on the Hampton Jitney.

5:21
maggie:
cool
the cutest kid in the world is outside racing a toy dumptruck up and down the sidewalk and shouting
 
me:
haha
that kid next door?
5:22
maggie:
yeah
5:23
me:
i’ll give you a dollar if you stick your head out the window and yell at him to “knock that shit off”
 
maggie:
:)
i will not yell at that kid - maybe another kid, but not that one
 
me:
i’m going to remember that
there are some kids that need a good yelling at
5:24
maggie:
:)
the ones on park place usually do
those are some sailormouths
5:25
me:
i forgot to tell you
i saw a girl who couldn’t have been older than 16 practicing her pole dancing on a no parking sign yesterday
i thought “brooklyn!”
 
maggie:
sweetjesus
i weep for the youth
 
me:
i don’t
she was a good dancer
5:27
maggie:
:)
you’re saying her financial futuer was probably far brighter than our own?
 
me:
yup
5:28
maggie:
not that it takes much
 
me:
clearly she was a little lebowski urban achiever
 
maggie:
and proud we are of all of them

In this home on ice

Friday, January 19th, 2007 | 5 Comments »

It snowed this morning for the first time all year. It wasn’t much, just enough to cover the sidewalks and cars. Some guy threw a snowball at me on my way to the G train this morning. I love Brooklyn.

1:17
Nick:
word
did you listen to the ny CYHSY?
1:18
me:
yeah i have been
1:19
 
it’s not as catchy as the first one, but i think it’s growing on me
people will hate it though, the expectations are so high
 
Nick:
its growing on me as well
everytime i type CYHSY i think os CSNY
(Crosby Stills Nash Young)
 
me:
very similar sounds
they are the CSNY of our generation, i think
1:20
 
they will suck after Yeah leaves the group though
 
Nick:
lol
he’ll joing the Yeah Yeah Yeahs
 
me:
haha
 
Nick:
to form Yeah and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs
lets start a band called Stamp Your Feet Say No
1:21
me:
oh god
we can make instruments out of the wood we cut down in prospect park
 
Nick:
genius
we’ll be killed at our first show
 
me:
they don’t understand our art

Disasterpiece Theater presents:
"Antiviral Marketing"

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006 | 20 Comments »

In which our hero disrupts an entire office with a single piece of internet.

3:37
me:
i recommend you circulate this around at work to anyone who has speakers: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8922875251875301807
&sourceid=docidfeed&hl=en

3:39
mags:
i have speakers

3:40
me:
you definitely want to turn them up

 
mags:
is it going to be really loud and annoying if i open it?

 
me:
it will be loud and funny
but not immediately

3:42
mags:
hmm

3:43
will it honestly be something everyone will want to see/hear?

 
me:
they will once they hear it

 
mags:
hmm

 
me:
take a chance! entertain the office!

 
mags:
but not if they know what it is first?

 
me:
you’ll be a hero!

 
mags:
ok

3:44
mags:
ok everyone at ht officially thinks you’re crazy

3:45
me:
because i didn’t send it sooner?

 
mags:
we don’t get it
maybe i missed something
it’s just a panda sneezing, no?

 
me:
you know the monkey peeing video?
it’s like that, only with a panda and sneezing

 
mags:
no i don’t know the monkey peeing video

3:46
me:
we’ve got some studying to do…

 
mags:
and you’ve got some splainin to do to my coworkers

Stalking from 500 miles

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006 | 7 Comments »

me:
Morgan and Robert do a Book Report: Christopher Alexander, The Timeless Way of Building

rlthomps:
?
where did you get that!

me:
the super-secret alumni watchtower

rlthomps:
:@
it was the foofiest book report I’ve ever delivered

me:
did you read Polar Bear Book: Ch 1-2 or not have time for that?

rlthomps:
didn’t have time
WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS INFORMATION?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

me:
next week’s book report should be great
how buildings learn is fantastic
it should be required reading at SI

rlthomps:
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

me:
MOO HA HA

rlthomps:
you S.O.B.

me:
now i will blog about it

rlthomps:
:@