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		<title>Charles Nelson Reilly, dead at 76</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2007 14:38:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Worse than a walk of shame</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2007 14:19:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s nothing quite like breaking the entry-a-day promise on the fourth day. It was going so well! The good news is that it&#8217;s a beautiful day to go outside and blog, and Maggie just informed me that the New York Times Real Estate section ran an article today about someone named Jenny 8 del Corte [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Captioning CNN</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 21:04:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sex reassignment successful]]></description>
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		<title>Tacky? Maybe.  Essential?  Absolutely.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 20:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Terri Schiavo Status Firefox Extension (Via Screenhead) Enjoy the security of Firefox while being razor sharp on the only story that matters.]]></description>
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		<title>2004: The Year in Search</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2005 21:57:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[T. Content Webring]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Another year, another several thousand web surfers arrive accidentally at asstastic.org. Top 10 search terms for 2004 Term Hits 1. own3d 1976 2. g-unit 1615 3. g unit 1371 4. asstastic 399 5. iowa pictures 271 6. pictures of landfills 191 7. sarcastic quotes 179 8. kerry war record 130 9. lynndie r. england 109 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The first part in herpes is HE</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2004 00:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mattbot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sources learned late Tuesday night that an area bachelor will be set up with a date who may have herpes. An interview with the prospective blind dater was impossible due to the large stack of Playboy magazines perched on his lap. The drunkard informant who made the VD allegation also revealed that The Making of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>7-footer in negative feedback spree</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Dec 2004 21:26:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sports!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Call it the Curse of the Blogbot. No, seriously, call it the Curse of the Blogbot. Mere days after former Iowa Hawkeye center and known tall drink of water Brad Lohaus received positive feedback in this space, the Iowa City Police Department, in conjunction with eBay Security (and probably Per Mar) gave Lohaus a little [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Figures</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Dec 2004 07:15:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mattbot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Blame fate for scheduling A2 cameos by Tara Reid and Kid Rock during the busiest time of the semester. I dare say that meeting the Future Mrs. and Mr. Rock would&#8217;ve been bigger than that time I got my picture taken with Brad Lohaus.]]></description>
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		<title>Hopping in the wayforward machine</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Nov 2004 00:26:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mattbot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s nice to think that when future archealogists unearth the ruins of our civilization, Frank Rich&#8217;s columns will be right there to provide an indication that yes! there were insightful, reasonable minds. And during a time of great need, no less.]]></description>
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		<title>Separated at birth?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2004 20:27:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mattbot</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Broken news]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[One plays sports, the other writes about sports. Both are proud of their Polish heritage.]]></description>
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