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There’s nothing quite like breaking the entry-a-day promise on the fourth day. It was going so well!

The good news is that it’s a beautiful day to go outside and blog, and Maggie just informed me that the New York Times Real Estate section ran an article today about someone named Jenny 8 del Corte Hirschfeld who lives in Williamsburg. Sounds like a five groan delight, something only the Times Real Estate section can pull off.

Maggie is also “glad there’s an article about renting out your vacation house.”

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Another year, another several thousand web surfers arrive accidentally at asstastic.org.

Top 10 search terms for 2004

Term                         Hits
1. own3d                     1976
2. g-unit                    1615
3. g unit                    1371
4. asstastic                  399
5. iowa pictures              271
6. pictures of landfills      191
7. sarcastic quotes           179
8. kerry war record           130
9. lynndie r. england         109
10. suzy kolber                93
Others receiving votes: ann coulter pictures (79), herky on parade (72), kitchen experts (60)

Longest Search Terms of 2004: Why Is No One Willing to Pay for Illegal Pictures of Generals’ Daughters Anymore?
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Top Hawkeye Basketball Search Terms, Sponsored by the Ghost of Brig Tubbs
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SARCASTIC MATTBOT’S SUPER-SARCASTIC SEARCH TERMS 5000
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sarcastic pictures (9)
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Especially Poignant Searches
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Most Maddening Searches, Presented by Contact Frank Broz: A Content Featurette
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2004’s Most Unfortunate Searches, Sponsored by the Guy Who Pisses Himself and Needs Google to Help
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Search Term of the Year
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So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.