http://www.asstastic.org/blog/2009/well-how-did-i-get-here/ Wed, 22 Dec 2010 18:25:30 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 http://www.asstastic.org/blog/2009/well-how-did-i-get-here/comment-page-1/#comment-98559 kg. Wed, 25 Mar 2009 04:04:49 +0000 http://www.asstastic.org/blog/?p=607#comment-98559 my boss told me a story about buying his at-the-time girlfriend barry white's autobiography and standing in line at the san francisco borders for him to autograph it. when my boss approached mr. white, he shook his hand in pain (as he had signed too many autographs at that point) and proclaimed "oh, man." i guess it's a better story when one can imitate barry white proclaiming "oh, man." "she's a bass." my boss told me a story about buying his at-the-time girlfriend barry white’s autobiography and standing in line at the san francisco borders for him to autograph it. when my boss approached mr. white, he shook his hand in pain (as he had signed too many autographs at that point) and proclaimed “oh, man.”
i guess it’s a better story when one can imitate barry white proclaiming “oh, man.”
“she’s a bass.”

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