Cinderella story? Me tolerating more than 10 minutes of Billy Packer.

Monday, March 17th, 2008

For the first time in my life, I went the whole year without watching a single college basketball game. To drive the point home, I can list every second of college basketball I’ve seen this year:

  • Five seconds of Iowa vs. Michigan State as I walked past The Village Pourhouse, one of those awful East Village bars that hoses the vomit off the pavement every morning. Iowa was behind by 30 or so.
  • The first four minutes of Illinois vs. Minnesota on Saturday. Snore.
  • The first half of Illinois vs. Wisconsin on Sunday. Snore.

I know that Drake is good, Gorney wasn’t enough, and Steve Alford’s new team played its way into yet another “March situation.” Apart from that, I’m clueless. We’re a long way from those halcyon days of informed, reasoned analysis as seen on DUNK SONDY DUNK.

Any bracket tips?

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10 Responses to “Cinderella story? Me tolerating more than 10 minutes of Billy Packer.”

  1. Derrick

    I’ve watched quite a bit of Pac-10 bball, and I have to recommend Oregon making a deep run.

  2. No. 3

    Uh, I’ll assume that first comment was sarcastic.

    Then again, I’m running the pool in my office and just received a bracket with Wisconsin and Austin Peay in the final. Xavier and ND are the other two final four picks.

    As for my picks. I filled out one bracket with all four 2 seeds making the final four. I had another with all four 1 seeds. To me, those are boring, but it seems to me that there are 8 head and shoulders above the rest. Possible upset teams this year…K-State, Kentucky, Pitt and Purdue.

    Do it for your sister.

  3. mattbot

    I know this is the equivalent of bidding $1 on the Price is Right, but I may pick only the favorites in each matchup this year.

  4. sheala

    Yay Vandy! Are we still in it? Should I be watching? I don’t even know how to find sports on the teevee.

  5. kg.

    i used to pick a team because i liked their mascot. or it was a state that i had been to. that’s what i’ll be working with this year.
    do it for your sister.

  6. mattbot

    OK, here’s my 2008 bracket, for my sister (PDF format).

    It doubles as a coupon for KFC!

  7. Derrick

    The Kernel Colonel approves, but even I can’ take Drake as a homer pick over UCLA.

  8. No. 3

    Drake is toast. Out of 42 submissions in my office pool, a grand total of zero picked Western-Kentucky.

  9. No. 3

    Forget the toasted wrap combo, bring this bracket to Iowa where, despite liking Drake more than most Iowans, you would be in second place in a 42-deep pool and in contention for the $150 pot. How much pot does $150 get you in NYC? JP?

  10. mattbot

    I am currently leading the No Help Desk bracket. I can say without a doubt that not watching any basketball this year CAUSED this high performance.

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