Holiday weekend 2-for-1

Friday, May 25th, 2007

Print it off and read it on the Hampton Jitney.

5:21
maggie:
cool
the cutest kid in the world is outside racing a toy dumptruck up and down the sidewalk and shouting
 
me:
haha
that kid next door?
5:22
maggie:
yeah
5:23
me:
i’ll give you a dollar if you stick your head out the window and yell at him to “knock that shit off”
 
maggie:
:)
i will not yell at that kid - maybe another kid, but not that one
 
me:
i’m going to remember that
there are some kids that need a good yelling at
5:24
maggie:
:)
the ones on park place usually do
those are some sailormouths
5:25
me:
i forgot to tell you
i saw a girl who couldn’t have been older than 16 practicing her pole dancing on a no parking sign yesterday
i thought “brooklyn!”
 
maggie:
sweetjesus
i weep for the youth
 
me:
i don’t
she was a good dancer
5:27
maggie:
:)
you’re saying her financial futuer was probably far brighter than our own?
 
me:
yup
5:28
maggie:
not that it takes much
 
me:
clearly she was a little lebowski urban achiever
 
maggie:
and proud we are of all of them

2 Responses to “Holiday weekend 2-for-1”

  1. Sheala

    You guys are too adorable.

    Let’s go to the Box.

  2. Sylvie

    Mags, all you have to do is work on Matt’s pole dacing and your financial future could be as secure as hers as well :-)

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