Ruddy pulchritude vs. mustachioed denim
Thursday, February 9th, 2006Here’s a little pre-Valentine’s Day craigslist brain teaser for you. One missed connection occurred in Ypsilanti, the other in Ann Arbor.
Entry #1: ERC on State Street – 29
You were the handsome boy with brown hair who remotely reminded me of a younger version of Paul Rudd. You were writing, so I did not want to disrupt the beautiful poetry you must have been writing. Just wanted you to know, at that moment in that cafe, I was in love with your pulchritude.
Entry #2: You Rent to Own and You Love It, Girl – m4w – 32
I saw you looking at entertainment centers at the RAC on Pearl, and I was thinking “Girl, I’ll be your entertainment center!”
You so fine you blow my mind!
I’m sure you saw me staring. I was the one in the denim jacket and hi-tops…I had a moustache?
Want to ride it?
Write me back.this is in or around Rent-a-Center
There are some easy jokes to be made about pretension and hi-tops, but instead I’d like to focus your attention on how blinded by love the man in the second entry is. Not only is he unsure whether he has facial hair, he invites his unsuspecting Valentine to ride him like an entertainment center. You don’t see that kind of openness often in SE Michigan.
February 9th, 2006 at 9:26 pm
wow.
February 9th, 2006 at 10:55 pm
images.google that baby, you’ll find this for starters http://pulchritude.nevergirl.com/My%20Pictures/sweetzombiejesus.jpg
February 9th, 2006 at 11:27 pm
wow.
February 12th, 2006 at 10:47 pm
Gee, it’s a good thing maggie can post now. I mean, if not for all her posts here, we wouldn’t know anything about the exciting life in NYC.
February 13th, 2006 at 7:32 pm
Yeah, she lost her internet connection in the storm. I’m still going to bring up this long period of silence in her performance review, believe you me.
February 13th, 2006 at 10:11 pm
did she check for it under under couch?