Disasterpiece Theater presents:
"Antiviral Marketing"

Wednesday, December 6th, 2006

In which our hero disrupts an entire office with a single piece of internet.

3:37
me:
i recommend you circulate this around at work to anyone who has speakers: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8922875251875301807
&sourceid=docidfeed&hl=en

3:39
mags:
i have speakers

3:40
me:
you definitely want to turn them up

 
mags:
is it going to be really loud and annoying if i open it?

 
me:
it will be loud and funny
but not immediately

3:42
mags:
hmm

3:43
will it honestly be something everyone will want to see/hear?

 
me:
they will once they hear it

 
mags:
hmm

 
me:
take a chance! entertain the office!

 
mags:
but not if they know what it is first?

 
me:
you’ll be a hero!

 
mags:
ok

3:44
mags:
ok everyone at ht officially thinks you’re crazy

3:45
me:
because i didn’t send it sooner?

 
mags:
we don’t get it
maybe i missed something
it’s just a panda sneezing, no?

 
me:
you know the monkey peeing video?
it’s like that, only with a panda and sneezing

 
mags:
no i don’t know the monkey peeing video

3:46
me:
we’ve got some studying to do…

 
mags:
and you’ve got some splainin to do to my coworkers

20 Responses to “Disasterpiece Theater presents:
"Antiviral Marketing"”

  1. Noor

    I thought it was funny.

  2. kg.

    that was awesome!

  3. tb

    Consider us disrupted. Sara thinks its hilarious. I just want to keep writing about basketball and block out the giggling.

    you guys are lame.

  4. kg.

    tb - can we plan on a reunion at the id on christmas eve eve?

  5. wrc

    i love it. you guys are okay with me

  6. Mags

    If that sly intialed commenter is my sister…let me share the story of how you made a boy’s day:

    me: omg - did WILLA leave a comment on your blog?!?
    Matt: !!!
    me: i think she did…
    Matt: OMG
    so awesome
    me: now you can love her more than me, if you want
    Matt: four years of blogging AND ITS ALL WORTH IT NOW

    xoxo

  7. skb

    kg - we are already planning all of the christmases around xmas eve eve at the id. and it wouldn’t be the same without you there. if you go, i can guarantee with almost absolute certainty that you will see tb consume many beers and make a fool of himself by mocking us (a little too loudly) when we shriek about a certain jon larson’s hair.

  8. No. 3

    Deal.

  9. sheala

    HOLLA! I’m so glad everyone is going to be at the ID. I’m so excited. I’ve been telling all the boys I’m dating about it for weeks. I’ve made everyone memorize the name ‘Irish Democrat’. This is really the only reason I’m coming home.

  10. No. 3

    I’m charging my camera batteries in preparation for the event. While the Larson locks were awesome, I’m filling my memory card with sheala’s bangs.

    sounds dirty, no?

  11. kg.

    i’m still loud! even in another state! hugs and kisses to all my brother’s friends!

  12. sheala

    Have people been mocking my bangs behind my back? People are just jealous of the level of hip I’m currently bringing.

    And by people I mean Matt & Maggie.

  13. Mags

    How could I possibly mock your bangs?!? They’re gorgeous! There was that one day when there was a lot of humidity and they did something funny…there may have been mocking then…but that is IT - I promise!!!
    xoxo

  14. mattbot

    tb3 is well known for having a sixth sense about Bklyn fashion.

  15. tb

    I do have a NYFashion sense, but did not need to rely on it in this case as the bangs in question are pictured above with what looks to be a rather dry hung of poultry.

    Double burn.

    Guys, I hate to break this to you after dropping such savage burns on two of you, but we may not be able to make ID as scheduled. Perhaps a little bit earlier in the day on Sat, or perhaps some of your collective crew could meet us in W-loo/CF the night of Sara’s birthday. Either way, I don’t want to leave it up in the air, I want to see you and I want to have a plan in place by this weekend because our familial obligations are getting more complicated by the minute.

    Get back to me.

  16. sheala

    I don’t think you meant for me to get back to you via a blog comment space, but unlike Brooklyn, where I am a minor celebrity, I am rather unknown in Iowa and there for uncommited. I will go anywhere, anytime, to see you the Skonrad.

    (I already imparted the news of my unpopularity to mags to give to skonrad, so i think everyone is now fully aware.)

    And when I see you - we will throw down.

  17. kg.

    the id is the only outing i plan on making in cr. ic? that’s another story. ill see you at the mill after xmas.

  18. tb

    Come on Kate, grow a pair. We’re talking pre-ID drinks here, you can be in peak form the moment you walk through the ID door.

  19. mattbot

    Yeah, listen to tb3. There is a rumor floating around that the Bill’s Christmas Eve customer appreciation happy hour is happening on the 23rd, what with the 24th falling on a Sunday (the day of our sober Lord) this year.

  20. kg.

    my pair is bigger than yours! ill see you when you call me!

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