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No pressure

Wednesday, May 11th, 2005

So we’re trying to buy a car. Meet John: a car salesman, an American. [mp3, 800k]

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9 Responses to “No pressure”

  1. ScatASStic
    May 11th, 2005 at 5:58 pm

    wow, wow, wow…after hearing this…make sure you read “http://www.edmunds.com/advice/buying/articles/42962/article.html?tid=edmunds.a.landing.feature..3.*”

  2. tb
    May 11th, 2005 at 9:08 pm

    Oh…my…God. This is what makes people walk into car dealerships and shoot every last motherfucker with a skinny tie in the room. Or maybe that’s just me. Tell me you won’t go back to John.

    Thank you for posting that…and the gem over at http://www.iversys.org/blog I needed that tonight.

  3. tb
    May 11th, 2005 at 9:15 pm

    by the way, that is prove positive, I think, that car salesman are excellent judges of human character.

    I just hear the Santo call again, they are playing it with highlights on ESPN. Santo is so fucking great. He’s like the Cub’s Ed Podolak, but sober and with more working limbs.

    Goddamn, I really should write more often.

  4. Derrick 'used, but quality car' Johnson
    May 12th, 2005 at 12:49 am

    Goodfellas/every gangster flick you’ve ever seen, to “He’s weak… Take him when he’s down,” very Oz, to ending it with some Toby Keith. I’m gonna need that phone number though, it’s Friday night of finals week tomorrow and it could get a little wild and our buddy John would love to hear from some ‘in the market’ prospectors, especially when his boss is ripe for an takeover.

  5. noor
    May 12th, 2005 at 1:21 am

    OMG, that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all week. My favorite part is the bit about collecting cans and paying for a $9000 car in three months. Ummm. Yeah.

  6. Mags
    May 12th, 2005 at 12:11 pm

    And the best part is that we may still be buying the car from him.

  7. mattbot
    May 12th, 2005 at 1:04 pm

    Because we’re Americans.

  8. ScatASStic
    May 12th, 2005 at 3:08 pm

    how is his boss doing? still down?

  9. Derrick
    May 12th, 2005 at 4:28 pm

    Well, maybe you should buy from the same dealership, but not the same guy. You could probably get the car for a very cheap price if you go behind this dude’s back to his boss and play the tape. Loyalty is nothing, you broke my heart Fredo!

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