Nerd loses cool
Wednesday, September 28th, 2005![[Picture of broken glasses]](/images/busted_glasses.jpg)
Oh noes.
A routine cleaning went horribly awry last night, claiming a reliable and fashionable pair of eyeglasses. At the time of the incident, a single expletive could be heard echoing off the darkened buildings of downtown Dexter, MI. In addition to providing clarity, the glasses have uniquely identified their nearsighted owner since 2000. The glasses are in critical condition, sustained only by the good people at Krazy and the willpower of the owner.
With the life of the glasses perilously short, well wishers are congrtegating in Dexter to pay their final respects. Secretive discussions regarding a successor are already occurring; it is rumored that the owner would have a more definitive plan if it weren’t so difficult to evaluate optometrists online. Those close to the situation report that the owner is "unfocused, distracted, and desperately in need of a strategy hub."
September 28th, 2005 at 12:58 pm
I suggest you map out your solution i micro$oft project? You could also create some decision trees in Vi$io.
September 28th, 2005 at 8:44 pm
First that blue shirt and now the glasses?!? Shocking! I’ll shed a tear or two for your loss.
Umm, actually I think my contacts are bothering my eyes but hey, tears are tears, right?
September 28th, 2005 at 9:25 pm
I know, a time traveler from 1999 would never recognize me!
October 2nd, 2005 at 6:34 pm
haha— “myopic” time settles for jumping only 6 years into future and doesn’t recognize asstastic webmaster!!!!
Film at 11
October 2nd, 2005 at 6:34 pm
um… that would be “time traveller”
I blame my 7th grade keyboarding class.
October 11th, 2005 at 10:07 pm
Be thankful you still have your sense of smell. (You can still survive on information scent.) snff sniff.