Life’s lessons taught in eBay auction

Wednesday, June 9th, 2004

click here for link!!!

UP FOR AUCTION OR
FOR SALE DUE TO PUNISHMENT
PLAY STATION 2
PS2
USED
PLAYS GREAT! ASK MY SON

There’s so much right with this auction. 13-year-old drinks beer and champagne, goes on drunken bugling rampage, even makes an attempt to re-cork the Perignon (complete with the "little metal thing") to fool his parents. Punishment? Loses PS2 FOR LIFE. Kids, pay special attention to the dialogue between father and son halfway down the page. It’s a tutorial on how to get caught in a lie.

Parents always "RECOOP" what they lose. Justice, Central Arkansas style.

4 Responses to “Life’s lessons taught in eBay auction”

  1. ScattASStic

    ok post, shitty link (or lack thereof)

  2. mattbot

    It’s the red text, sorry. Non-standard!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=62054&item=8107675670&rd=1

  3. ScatASStic

    i know a company that might be able to help you with your usability needs. free advice, don’t use CAPS RED TEXT TWICE AND NOT GIVE IT THE AME ATTRIBUTES.

  4. mattbot

    I just edited the entry to make the page more usable.

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