Kicker stolen after title secured

Saturday, November 20th, 2004

Schlicher stolen!

Iowa Hawkeye kicker Kyle Schlicher was stolen after the Hawks thumped the Badgers 30-7 to secure a share of the Big Ten conference championship. Conflicting descriptions of the theives abound, but the ICPD put out an all-points bulletin for officers to stop any white people with hands for questioning.

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