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Local webmaster realizes he is in minute fourteen of his fifteen minutes, updates blog…

Content-seekers are flooding the DUNK SONDY DUNK mainframe as we report this evening. Asstastic’s engineers have been working round-the-clock since the deluge began sometime Friday to re-allocate system resources to sate the appetite of netizens ravenous for Sondy-related content.

DUNK SONDY DUNK blew past the 1000 pageviews/day milestone at approximately 1 p.m. this afternoon and stands at 1650 as the time this report was filed. The four day running total is in excess of 2800 visitors. The Content Webring™ has yet to issue an official statement but one is expected in the very near future.

But don’t take our word for it, check out what these satisfied visitors to DUNK SONDY DUNK had to say!

• "oh my god, i dont remember the last time i laughed so hard. i tried
  to type several times but couldn’t. hahahahahah!!!" –IllinoisInIndy
• "The author has him pretty much dead on." –Datsa3
• "i was actually talking to a friend the other day about how Sondy NEVER
  dunks and there is a website out there to prove it!" –UNCLEHAWKEYE
• "I really don’t care whether Sean can dunk or not." –EasternHawk
• "dunksondydunk.com is now my favorite website and will be received
  many hits from me…" –hillcresthawkeye24
• "lol check this out" –iowahawks1986j
• "bump" –HawkeyeNR1
• "They need one called PassPierrepass.com" –tumorboy
• "I also enjoy the new perspective on game summeries provided by this
  website. They’re a must read." –njrules
• "A wise man has advised me to this website." –hawkeyefan_2
• "someone likes mr Sonderleiter" –ABALLER
• "I’m not clicking on a link called asstastic.org at work although anything
  tasteful about Sondy would be welcomed humor." –JRRIII
• "That site is ****ing great. I’m sure Justin won’t jerk off to it or
  anything." –LeviLueken
• "It seems someone not named Materna also has a hard one for Sondy."
  –JRRIII
• "There is no porn. I didn’t see any profanity either, but there could
  be some." –Dodge
• "LoL that was a pet vitamins
  fun night, thats the night I was takin a pee and Sondy
  walks in and is talking ebonics to all the other black dudes, I started laughing.
  Then I went to order and had a brief conversation with Pierre, pry killed
  any chance he had with his white lady friend, sorry pimp." --ILoveLuke

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