Detroit: The shittiest little big city you’ll ever learn to love?
Sunday, November 21st, 2004A spur of the moment decision sent us into a foggy, chilly night for an opening by a group of artists in the Compuware building in downtown Detroit last night. It was my first trip to the megalopolis to the east, unless you count the trip to the Crate and Barrel in the suburbs a few months back (yeah, that’s right, we had a pretty nice little Saturday planned). In short, Detroit is easily one of the strangest, most intruiging places I’ve ever been.
Perhaps Hollywood’s interest in downtown Detroit is the best way to explain the feel of the place. The Island, a Michael Bay joint starring Ewan McGregor and that busty creature from Lost in Translation just finished shooting there recently. Apparently the movie is set in some sort of dystopian future in which Hawke is running from the law or something. So there’s that. There are also rumors that Spielberg’s War of the Worlds remake will do some shooting in downtown Detroit as well.
So perhaps you’ve got a picture of this place as a surreal mishmash of war-torn buildings and futuristic glitz. And your mental image would be right on. In the space of about two blocks we wandered past heaps of rubble and a deserted downtown to an ice-rink opening complete with local media and a big band ensemble playing tunes. The Compuware building itself reminded me of one of the last levels in the original Max Payne (Scott, help me out here). Walk two blocks in another direction and it looks like the city was bombed fifty years ago and no one decided to clean it up.
But that’s not to imply that it wasn’t an enjoyable night. Clearly Detroit is in the middle of some sort of a revival (it’s hard for me to say from one visit whether it’s totally planned or not). Most of the construction going on is a result of preparations for the Super Bowl. But I picked up on a real sense of vitality despite the surroundings, like people were happy to be spending some time downtown on a Friday night. We went a couple miles down Woodward, passing the Fox Theatre, Comerica Park, and Ford Field for dinner at this great little restaurant across the street from the Majestic. I had a huge burger. The waitress was really kind.
So yeah. It’s not that I had expectations for Detroit. But it’s a striking, intruiging place, a city that seems to have a real identity to it, warts and all. I’ll definitely return.










November 22nd, 2004 at 3:02 pm
uh, i’m here for the gang bang?
November 24th, 2004 at 9:17 am
Your sister is clearly funnier than you are. She also has boobs, which according to Robert is a very big plus. By the way, you are in Iowa again, right? Let’s get f’ed up tonight.
November 24th, 2004 at 5:10 pm
If by “f’ed up” you mean “fed up,” then, yes, let’s. Bonanza or Ryan’s, ladies choice.
November 24th, 2004 at 5:17 pm
At least we don’t have to take that shithole mondos into consideration anymore.
December 1st, 2004 at 8:09 pm
wait, who is tb? fuck mondo’s! bonehead’s FOREVER!
December 2nd, 2004 at 2:35 am
One day Kate and TB will meet and the earth will tremble and tears will flow from the faces of believers, for it shall be TRUE–the happiest day EVAR will have arrived at last!
December 3rd, 2004 at 2:52 pm
i will only love him if he sings in the local church choir. OR does tb stand for “the broz?”
December 4th, 2004 at 2:59 pm
you see…you have to shoot down the pole before you can takeout the helicopter.