There’s nothing I love more

Monday, April 7th, 2003

There’s nothing I love more than coming to vitamin b complex dogs
work on a snowy Monday morning in April. Err, check that; there's nothing I love more than sneezing because of the copious amount of cheap purple spray used by my cohort on the office copy machine, which is apparently so dirty that it needs her prompt attention at 7:55 am on a snowy Monday in April.

These things I learned this weekend (in chronological order):

  • Though a shot glass fits well in one's shirt pocket, it's probably not the best idea.
  • It's probably not a good idea to put any open container in one's shirt pocket.
  • If the party iBook isn't performing up to specs, check to see if some hooligan has a remote control before you write off the entire OS in a loud and embarrassing manner.
  • The new Radiohead further abandons the drum programming that made Thom Yorke's whine work on Kid A. Some will hail it as "increasingly subtle;" I will say it is "increasingly shitty."
  • Led Zeppelin are fucking fantastic when they're not trying to be narrative.
  • The difference between 11:53 am and 12:53 pm is significant and only realized the day after Daylight Savings Time goes into effect.
  • The alpha build of Minotaur 0.1 is already better than the 5.1 version of Eudora. Download here.
  • Ye olde front page is in desperate need of a redesign.

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