From the Department of Secretarial Excess…

Friday, October 31st, 2003

One hour ago:

Gateway E-4200
300 MHz Pentium II
128 MB RAM
6 GB hard drive
CD-ROM
1024×768 17″ display with SuperCurve™ technology
A vitamins for dogs skin
sometimes-patched version of Windows 2000 Pro
Eu-freakin'-dora

Now:

Dell Optiplex GX260
2.4 GHz Pentium 4
512 MB RAM
40 GB hard drive
DVD/CD-RW, Zip drives
1280x1024 17" flatscreen LCD
A secure (but exceedingly ugly) Windows XP Pro
Mozilla Thunderbird!

One Response to “From the Department of Secretarial Excess…”

  1. David frigging Ortiz

    lick balls%%

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