Previous Friday 5:01 songs:
Alice Cooper / "School's Out"
The Ramones / "Happy Birthday Mr. Burns"
Starship / "We Built This City"
The Who / "Baba O'Reilly"
Creation / "Making Time"
The Soft Boys / "Positive Vibrations"
Dead Kennedys / "Too Drunk to Fuck"
The Kinks / "Got to Be Free"
Bruce Springsteen / "Dancing in the Dark"
AC/DC / "You Shook Me All Night Long"
Steely Dan / "Dirty Work"

The Friday 5:01 Song

The Friday 5:01 Song is exactly that: a song meant to be played in the office loudly over tinny computer speakers at precisely the moment when the workweek ends and unhealthy lifestyle choices commence. The quintessential 5:01 song reflects values of gladness and relief that the workweek is over while simultaneously expressing hope and increased anticipation for the weekend to come. Styrofoam-filled cubicle walls deflect the sound from the 5:01 song, propelling it skyward! toward styrofoam ceiling panels in a joyous white-collar catharsis. These are songs for the working stiffs.

So we, the staff of asstastic.org, proudly present this new feature in the form of a downloadable .mp3 meant to be played at 5:01 pm on Friday afternoon in offices all over the world. Enjoy.

The 5:01 song for FRIDAY, May 28 is:
"Take This Job and Shove It"

Save Target As... and enjoy!